If you peel that post and remove the starchy bits you could just chip it up, mash it about and smooth it over the top.Lets hope this crazy fad doesn't take root or it could blight our already stretched NHS. It's important to treat some of these home grown remedies with caution, particularly from You Tubers.
Recycling, it's the woke thing to do.Do I have to buy a brand new gnome from Amazon or can I use an old garden one ?
That's good . Saves me a bit of dosh as I have one in the garden .Recycling, it's the woke thing to do.
Or possibly that new trendy thing, upcycling.
Which given where it's going might be a slightly more appropriate term.
Save the planet, shove a garden gnome up your arse.
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