Irish Potato Smuggling

Thank goodness, I was worried that the advice I’ve been giving online about shoving baby marrow up your arsë to prevent getting the Coronavirus might be wrong, glad to see it’s only potatoes that are an issue.....
 

Ceser Romero

Old-Salt
Story about doctors warning people about putting potatoes up their arses



How did you stumble across this? Have you got a bad case of the Farmer Giles and was looking for, ahem, alternative cures?
 
Story about doctors warning people about putting potatoes up their arses



Lets hope this crazy fad doesn't take root or it could blight our already stretched NHS. It's important to treat some of these home grown remedies with caution, particularly from You Tubers.
 

Joshua Slocum

LE
Book Reviewer
Suppose it depends on what type of tatty
a fingerling perchance
you could shove a Home Guard up there !!!
A King Edward would bring a touch of class to your arse
or a Tasmanian Pink eye
but for many peeps a Black Champion would be the choice
 
Potatoes will chit faster if left in a warm dark location....
 
But sticking garden gnomes up your hoop is still ok?
 

Londo

LE
Potato up your bum or a chip on your shoulder . Your choice .
 
From the same article!

'This isn’t the first time doctors have needed to beg people not to insert food into a non-mouth orifice. Over the summer, some British women needed a reminder that inserting ice pops into the vagina does not help cool off.'
 

Londo

LE
Story about doctors warning people about putting potatoes up their arses



As I have a very sensitive arrse and it is not used to having things inserted . Is it OK to use mash , not hot I may add .
 
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