Whiskybreath
MIA
Some of us get to be forcibly planted here, after our military army service. It's a continuation of the Roman strategy of civilisation of the barbarians. Have pity.
Still, Big Ian sent everyone a wee paper the other day in our Bel Tel, telling us why he's going to stick it to Cuddly Martin if the foul bstard doesn't behave. I'm afraid it's true - the DUP is the sole credible voice of reason left.
Doesn't help much in the matter of the "Real" or "Continuity" bands of cretinous pillocks, though. Someone's going to have to talk to them seriously.
Still, Big Ian sent everyone a wee paper the other day in our Bel Tel, telling us why he's going to stick it to Cuddly Martin if the foul bstard doesn't behave. I'm afraid it's true - the DUP is the sole credible voice of reason left.
Doesn't help much in the matter of the "Real" or "Continuity" bands of cretinous pillocks, though. Someone's going to have to talk to them seriously.