Artery: The study of painting and sculpture. Bacteria: The backdoor to a cafeteria. Barium: What undertakers do when medical aid fails. Benign: What you be after being eight. Caesarean section: A neighbourhood in Rome. Cat scan: Looking for lost cat. Cauterize: Made eye contact with her. Colic: A sheepdog with stomach pain. Coma: A punctuation mark. Dilate: Longevity. Enema: Not a friend. Fester: Quicker than someone else. Fibula: A little lie. Impotent: Distinguished, Well known. Labour Pain: Gordon Brown. Morbid: A higher offer. Nitrates: Better than day rates but not as good as overtime. Node: I knew it. Outpatient: Unconscious person. Pelvis: Was Elvis's Pa. Post Operative: Works for Royal Mail. Rectum: Nearly killed him. Secretion: Hiding something. Seizure: Roman Emperor. Tablet: Small Table. Terminal Illness: Taken sick at Airport. Tumour: One plus one more. Urine: Opposite to urout. Vulva: Minge like a danish car. Wen: How soon. Xerosis: Female foetus. Yellow Fever: Hereditary French disease.