Irish logic.

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  1. Two Irish friends leave the pub.

    One says to other, 'I can't be bothered to walk all the way home.'

    'I know, me too but we've no money for a cab and we've missed the last bus home.'

    'We could steal a bus from the depot.' replies his mate.

    They arrive at the bus depot and one goes in to get a bus while the other
    keeps a look-out.

    After shuffling around for ages, the lookout shouts, 'What are you doing?
    Have you not found one yet?'

    'No, I can't find a No. 91' says the first one.

    'Oh Holy Cow, ye tick sod, take the No. 14 and we'll walk from the