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Irish logic.

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Two Irish friends leave the pub.

One says to other, 'I can't be bothered to walk all the way home.'

'I know, me too but we've no money for a cab and we've missed the last bus home.'

'We could steal a bus from the depot.' replies his mate.

They arrive at the bus depot and one goes in to get a bus while the other
keeps a look-out.

After shuffling around for ages, the lookout shouts, 'What are you doing?
Have you not found one yet?'

'No, I can't find a No. 91' says the first one.

'Oh Holy Cow, ye tick sod, take the No. 14 and we'll walk from the
roundabout.

:lol:
 

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