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Surely the courts have better things to be doing that prosecuting knackers for causing €1.50 worth of damage.
I found myself wondering if 'Cork woman' was a description of something other than her place of residence.

And shuddering.
 
'Knock cured my eczema,' says presidential hopeful Joan Freeman - Independent.ie

I know it isn't the biggest gig on the planet but I'm slightly concerned that a candidate for Head of State is as mad as a box of badgers.

Is she David Norris* in disguise.

* David Norris is a flamboyantly gay Irish Senator who ran in the 2011 Presidential election. He was somewhat surprised to discover that his enthusiastic approval, expressed in an interview, for the Ancient Greek practice of old queers having it away with teenage boys, was not shared by the electorate.

Edited to add that my concern is mounting as this mad cúnt is just one local authority away from a nomination.
 
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'Knock cured my eczema,' says presidential hopeful Joan Freeman - Independent.ie

I know it isn't the biggest gig on the planet but I'm slightly concerned that a candidate for Head of State is as mad as a box of badgers.

Is she David Norris* in disguise.

* David Norris is a flamboyantly gay Irish Senator who ran in the 2011 Presidential election. He was somewhat surprised to discover that his enthusiastic approval, expressed in an interview, for the Ancient Greek practice of old queers having it away with teenage boys, was not shared by the electorate.
He would have made a better priest than a politician then ?
 
Northern Ireland sex survey - from truth about virginity to average number of partners - BelfastTelegraph.co.uk

Tyrone's the place to lads,

• Place with the highest incidence of 20+ sexual partners

• But least likely to have been tested for an STI

• Most likely to have had sex in a car or a public bathroom

• Most lenient view of cheating - less likely to think that texting, calling, emailing, or meeting up constitute an affair

• Most likely to think cheating is okay if you're drunk

• The porn-watching capital of Northern Ireland.

Fermanagh people are most likely to have oral sex more than three times per week while Belfast is the STI capital of Norn Iron.
 
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He would have made a better priest than a politician then ?
Left footer, I'm afraid. Would never have made it further than Vicar of some shitehole in Monaghan or at best Rector of half a dozen parishes in Wicklow.
 


Dublin City Council votes not to endorse any presidential candidate following 'outrageous' scenes - Independent.ie

And who could blame them with the type of cúnt that turns up in Council Chambers the length and breadth of the land every seven years looking for a nomination. Not the lady pictured above however who glories in the canvassingl name of Bunty Twuntingdon McFluff aka Norma Burke.

Bunty scandalised the assembled august members of Dublin City Council in her five minute pitch for a nomination. Included in her pitch were teh following

“As I’m new in town I thought it would be a super idea to run for president to get some free publicity for my business.

“If I win, I’d cease trading for seven years, however I’d use that time to host people useful to my interests and make a lot of powerful contacts.

“I propose to serve as the CEO of the newly created Aras hunting lodge and spa. I’d be in one room in the Aras and the rest will be rented out as hotel rooms to wealthy guests who would pay top dollar to hunt deer in the Phoenix Park.

Ms Burke also suggested the possibly of creating a new reality television show to our screens called “In Your Aras”.

You might see me in the morning in my silk jim-jams eating my breakfast... Perhaps even touching myself if it gets good ratings.”

“We would cut all taxation and welfare spending that will lead to significant reduction in population, then you would burn the bodies of the dead for fossil fuels.”

I suspect that Bunty may not get a run at the top job but Mayor of Limerick is not beyond her reach.
 
An Irish version of Love Island is being talked about
Love Ireland


What could possibly go wrong?
Answers on a postcard please.
 
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