Irish get their own back

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by Kaye, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. Paddy is walking through a field sees a man drinking water from a pool with his hand.

    Paddy shouts 'Na ol an t-uisce, ta sé lan de chac bo' (Don't drink the water, it's full of cowshit.)

    The man shouts back 'I'm English, speak English, I don't understand you'.

    The Paddy shouts back 'Use both hands, you'll get more in.'

  2. I know it with the punchline being: Das muessen Sie mit beider Händer trinken!

    Just as good...