Irish Diet

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  1. An Irishman was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet.

    "I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you should have lost at least 5 pounds.

    When the Irishman returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost nearly 60lbs!

    "Why, that's amazing!" the docto r said, "Did you follow my instructions?"

    The Irishman nodded.."I'll tell you though, by jaesuz, I t'aut I were going to drop dead on dat 3rd day."

    "From the hunger, you mean?" asked the doctor.

    "No, from the f**kin' skippin"