Discussion in 'The ARRSE Hole' started by brummieboy1, Feb 28, 2009.

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  1. Have just received an e-mail from this bird, she wants to have a serious relationship with me. What should I do?

  2. Forward me her email. :wink:
  3. If you need to ask.................your a nonce !
  4. Send £30 000 to her Nigerian bank account.
  5. Is she Russian/East European?

    If the answer to the above question is yes, then delete her email and ban her from your address. The thing you don't see in the photo is the 4 russian mafia types behind her, just itching to nick everything you've got! :D
  6. She dosen't swallow.
  7. Oh, you've met her then. Does she do 73 year old blokes who sometimes have a little problem in the bedroom department?
  8. To save time: flush two rings, a gold watch, and £2500 in cash down the toilet; have a mate beat the bejesus out of you, remove a kydney and leave you in Vladivostok until your arrse looks like a windsock.

    You're welcome :D