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Is she Russian/East European?

If the answer to the above question is yes, then delete her email and ban her from your address. The thing you don't see in the photo is the 4 russian mafia types behind her, just itching to nick everything you've got! :D
To save time: flush two rings, a gold watch, and £2500 in cash down the toilet; have a mate beat the bejesus out of you, remove a kydney and leave you in Vladivostok until your arrse looks like a windsock.

You're welcome :D

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