Iraqis missing from army training in the UK

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Obviously they would rather stay in liberated Britain it would seem :lol:
 
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Having come to Britain under the guise of military training, IF they are apprehended, will they be able to claim asylum or can we just boot them straight out without any courtroom battles?

I am fully prepared to be disappointed by the system yet again.....
 
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It said they were on a "cultural visit" to Cardiff when they went missing.
Giving them the benefit of the doubt, there's a good chance they might have trapped off with a couple of slappers, and are handcuffed to bed somewhere in the slums of Cardiff..
 
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bossyboots said:
Obviously they would rather stay in liberated Britain it would seem :lol:
The only thing which get's 'liberated' in Cardiff, is generally your wallet.

F*ck me, Cardiff? F*cking Cardiff? I reckon it's all tosh and that they've been murdered. There's no way that you go on your toes in Cardiff.
 
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bernoulli said:
It said they were on a "cultural visit" to Cardiff when they went missing.
Perhaps exposure to 'culture' of Cardiff proved too much for them? Maybe they have returned home to get some mates to come and help out with regime change in what they perceive to be a third world cesspit that is even worse than their own?
 
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Invicta said:
Having come to Britain under the guise of military training, IF they are apprehended, will they be able to claim asylum or can we just boot them straight out without any courtroom battles?

I am fully prepared to be disappointed by the system yet again.....

Prepare to be disappointed then..... once found they can indeed ask to be considered under asylum laws and have their statement taken and then funneled into the asylum system (or lack thereof)..

the claim would probably be rejected, and appealed and then lost - but all that would take time and money.

ho hum.......
 
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Surely mentioning culture and Cardiff in the same sentence should have raised suspicions !!!!!!!
 
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I reckon they have discovered the joy of alcohol and have simply forgotten how to get back to dering lines :D
Mahoot and Mohammed may have just gotten their first Brecon dose! haha
 

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bernoulli said:
It said they were on a "cultural visit" to Cardiff when they went missing.
Giving them the benefit of the doubt, there's a good chance they might have trapped off with a couple of slappers, and are handcuffed to bed somewhere in the slums of Cardiff..
Not sure how 'cultural' and Cardiff can be said in the same sentance.
 
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moogee said:
Surely mentioning culture and Cardiff in the same sentence should have raised suspicions !!!!!!!
I've seen more culture in a pot of yoghurt.
 
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I'm sure they are now gainfully employed in any one of the hundreds of Kebab shops in the South Wales Area. One of which has it's own back door that leads into the back door of the passport office in Newport.

(strange but sadly true)
 
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Please remember that this would have been the night before the Community Shield. Odds on that they were stolen by bunch of visiting scousers.
 

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