Iraqi/Afghan Friend

no1cares

War Hero
Are there any ARRSERS out there whilst on ops in middle east, known servicemen who have:

a) Kissed an iraqi/afghan female
b) Married one
c) Took them home to meet the family

Answers on a postcard

PS - If you have done any of the above yourself, use the name Pete to cover your arcs.
 
As spokesperson for the Royal Regiment of Petes, I would like to vehemently deny these accusations.

I would but I can't. Over to you Pete.
 

spiffy

War Hero
no1cares said:
Are there any ARRSERS out there whilst on ops in middle east, known servicemen who have:

a) Kissed an iraqi/afghan female
b) Married one
c) Took them home to meet the family

Answers on a postcard

PS - If you have done any of the above yourself, use the name Pete to cover your arcs.
I live with a goat, does that count ?
 
I bought a pizza off an Iranian Nuclear Physicist last week. Does that count?
 
spiffy said:
no1cares said:
Are there any ARRSERS out there whilst on ops in middle east, known servicemen who have:

a) Kissed an iraqi/afghan female
b) Married one
c) Took them home to meet the family

Answers on a postcard

PS - If you have done any of the above yourself, use the name Pete to cover your arcs.
I live with a goat, does that count ?
Is it a female afghani/Iraqi goat ... if so you qualify Pete :winkrazz:
 

no1cares

War Hero
spiffy said:
no1cares said:
Are there any ARRSERS out there whilst on ops in middle east, known servicemen who have:

a) Kissed an iraqi/afghan female
b) Married one
c) Took them home to meet the family

Answers on a postcard

PS - If you have done any of the above yourself, use the name Pete to cover your arcs.
I live with a goat, does that count ?
No
 
no1cares said:
EX_STAB said:
I bought a pizza off an Iranian Nuclear Physicist last week. Does that count?
That doesn't count either, didn't see a d) Bought Pizza.

Did you?
Bit odd though eh? Maybe he lives with a goat, or a squaddie.
 
I was in a bar in Dubai and trapped off with 1/2 Turkish 1/2 Irainian, seroius pair of top nads, very hairy mulch, but velvety to the touch, unfortunatly she had to go back to Turkey. Oh very nice Arrse, it doubled in size when she bent over. phworrr !!! was seeing for a couple of weeks.
 

no1cares

War Hero
Mr_Deputy said:
Odd indeed!

Anyway - back to the top.... NO 1 CARES...WHY ARE YOU ASKING??
I heard that a number of septics married Iraqi women whilst serving over there and wondered if any of the Brits did the same.
 
They marry choggi's??? Thats fcuking sick.

A honey trap if i ever heard of one. Infiltrate the west via marriage then detonate 200lbs of high explosive at the kids school play.
 
Makes the earth move.
 
And the caretaker doesn't care as he's off posting his letterbombs.
 

no1cares

War Hero
Ok, too many shy peeps out there. I am now officially opening this topic to our American friends......................come on Pete(s), come forward.
 

Wench3000

War Hero
The woman in the laundry at SLB started to look mighty fine after 6 months. God, what was I thinking?
 
Bad_Crow said:
They marry choggi's??? Thats fcuking sick.

A honey trap if i ever heard of one. Infiltrate the west via marriage then detonate 200lbs of high explosive at the kids school play.
I guess you were on stag during the 'cultural awareness' training then?
 
Wench3000 said:
The woman in the laundry at SLB started to look mighty fine after 6 months. God, what was I thinking?
There was a lovely Kuwaiti interpreter at the Palace - as long as you could ignore the massive hook nose.
 

Wench3000

War Hero
no1cares said:
Wench3000 said:
The woman in the laundry at SLB started to look mighty fine after 6 months. God, what was I thinking?
Was she not a loggy?
Was she heckers!! She was a local. Some of the other LECs were trying to sell her off to some civvy fella up at sultan Lines. Don't ask how I know.
 

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