Iran's female ninjas

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by alib, Apr 3, 2012.

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  1. blimey bet she knows some good postions that are not in the karma sutra!
  2. Sorry when I saw this thread it was between "Stuck up cow" and "Stinky piss", which sounds like a justifcation for war; a iranian ninja-dom with WMD piss.

    Alastair Campbell couldn't have done better.
  3. It would easily qualify as the winner in the 'best camel toe' thread. Look at the feet!
  4. RezzaDue

    RezzaDue Old-Salt Book Reviewer

    Im sure this thread has been done before....
  5. Mate those pelvic muscles would pull you in up to the thorax and then crush you!
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  6. fu2

    fu2 LE

    Oh I do hope so

    is she doing a Masonic handshake ?
  7. There can't be many situations where a move like that would be of any use. Not unless she wants someone to strum her hymen like a feckin banjo.
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  8. Yep, and it will probably culminate in the well-known Iranian position called 'Hanged from crane for being an adulteress'.
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  9. So feckin' liberal those buggers..... suspended sentences indeed. :)
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  10. Still waiting for a call back from HIAB and Kato regarding the product endorsement deal...