Iran - Rates Of LOA


War Hero
Anyone know what the going rate of LOA is for Iran?

Are the guys (and gal) who are over there going to be getting anything else for their troubles? I mean, every cloud has a silver lining, doesn't it?
yeh its 1 pound for everytime you get shot, and a 10er everytime they bum you.
Last I heard was

- no LOA as it's not costing them anything to live there

- the Iranians are charging food and accomodation plus laundry costs and extra messing for tea and toast.
stinker said:
the Iranians are charging food and accomodation plus laundry costs and extra messing for tea and toast.
Won't cost them as much as Sodexho. I wonder if they have to book in?

jimmys_best_mate said:
Will there be an end of capture photo and will it be a proper one or knocked together by one of the permanent staff with a digi cam and Photoshop?
And the end of capture smoker isn't going to be up to much.


War Hero
Don't imagine pork chops and sausages will be on the menu...

Guess they won't be having bacon butties during the Naffi breaks either...
Prayer position - down, up, half way down, etc

Ten times round my turban - go!

See that mirage - run over there and touch it

I'll get my coat


End of capture critique?

And what about clearance chit at end. I challenge the Iranians to make it harder than the one at DST!

Saying that. She certainly doesnt look like she's signed anything out of the sports store.
So, is kit insurance going to cough up on behalf of however signed for the two Ribs? I imagine they were a pretty penny. They'll probably end up mounted beside the CSB Iran already has...

Although the 'confession' about them being in Iranian waters could invalidate any policy...
14 blokes and 1 bird. No prizes for guessing who had the ducking map!!


I tell you one thing that should go the critique.

A better map on the joining instructions!
yeah, but at sea, everything is blue... It's not as if you can look for re-entrants or prominent features... Unless you've brought your snorkle...

However there is this great new technology available. It's called SPG, or is it PGS, PSG... oh, that's right, GPS!
Accurate to the metre... or not if you are the Iranian Navy trying to prove that you were on your side of the border when 'arresting' British personnel!

I think a MATT 5 refresher is on the cards...
On a more serious note……

Ahr Ahmadinejad,…...Mahmoud…...Ahra……word of advice mate,….you’re not doing yourself any favours on the world stage with all this…..I mean….Bismullah al Rahman al Rakhim!.....

….change those frikkin curtains FFS!


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