IRA V Taliban - Who would win?

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  1. The Taliban - deadly extremists battling in the mountains of Afghanistan

  2. The IRA - elusive, hard-hitting masters of Ireland's urban jungles (!)

  3. Who cares, so long as they kill enough of each other


    I wonder if it could be arranged for real? :twisted:
  2. the terrys would fookin rape the provos IMHO
  3. IRA would win.

    You forget their world class capablities at makeing themselbes out to be "victims".

    Before you know there would be worldwide condemnation of the Taliban for their acts of "terror" against the peaceloving IRA. Obviously their political wing would engineer this, and their own terror actions would be carried out by their own "break away" movements.
  4. It is a fairly entertaining waste of an hour. Featuring such other classics as:

    Shaolin -vs- Maori
    Knight -vs- Apache (the people not the gunship)
    Viking -vs- Samurai
    William Wallace - vs- Shaka Zulu

    My money is with the rag tops.
  5. I've heard that Rockstar Games are bringing out a 90's set game "OASIS vs BLUR"
  6. Flashman - V - Sharpe.

    I think Flashman would weasel his way to victory Damn his eyes.
  7. Reanimated Queen Mother vs walking dead Mother Theresa?
  8. Princess Diana (Queen of hearts) V Jade Goody (Peoples Princess)
  9. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    I think this one's got legs. Take the Poira out to Afghan, set them off against Terry, and then get some FAC boys on the case from the sidelines.

    Lots of small ground bangs on both sides followed by some nice big 500lb and 1000lb bangs thrown from the air to finish of the survivors.

    Think of it as a three-way match. Poira VS Terry VS us. Let's see those dirty PIRA cnuts do a quick getaway in the desert! :twisted:

    Another good one - Mo Molam VS Broon.
  10. Ant vs Dec

    Richard & Judy vs Phil & Fern

    Dale Winton vs Graham Norton

    Vaness Felts vs The World
  11. the_boy_syrup

    the_boy_syrup LE Book Reviewer

    Is that Yank speak for murdering cowerdly scum?

    I think the Taliban would take them in a fight to the death
    The IRA don't fight to the death
    No matter how backwards the Taliban seem I can't see them sitting in sh1t covered cells in an old blanket whining on about being political prisoners

    How about British Army v both, were not allowed airstrikes and they are not allowed any form off IED's just a straight toe to toe fight
  12. Command_doh

    Command_doh LE Book Reviewer

    Talibs are quite happy to die for Allah, the micks won't be too interested in losing their post - kneecapping drug cartel pension fund.

    Terry would kick seven shades of sh1t out of them.
  13. HAMAS vs. IRGUN
  14. That'd be Battle of the Shit Smelling C0ck.
  15. Why do puffs talk like they do?