Bought next doors shrank as they were posted back. Screwing the huge piece of ply on the back, thought one screw in the corner would hold it while I screwed the other corner. Ripped out and a corner, with the full weight behind it, landed on my right big toenail. I was rolling about in agony, ex-wife was rolling about laughing. Had to cancel my weeks x country skiing at the BOBC Norway which was due the next week. Constant ingrowing toenail infections for years afterwards!Memory jog:
Then there was the agent who flogged massive schranks to us. Got one in Minden in 1976.
I actually had it shipped back to the UK on posting and the ex flogged it one day after we'd separated. Hated the fookin thing anyway.