Inventor of the Remote Control dies...

Discussion in 'Current Affairs, News and Analysis' started by Litotes, Feb 19, 2007.

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  1. What did his wife aim one at him and change channels?
  2. Zap, just like that.
  3. Did he die or is he just on stand by?
  4. What! Was his wife Tommy Cooper?
  5. Did he live in the remote part of town?
  6. He ceased to be even remotely interested in life.
  7. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    2007 is turning out to be an interesting year for the Dead Pool.

    first the guy who invented Pot Noodle pops his clogs (or whetever the Japs wear) and now the inventor of the remote control.

    Who is going to be the next person who invented an annoying thing to pop off?
  8. You must be getting worried for yourself.
  9. RIP to a true hero. I have him to thank for my bed sores and i salute him.

    They say that sh1t adam sandler film "Click" was made in his honour
  10. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Nah. I'm just annoying - I did not invent anything annoying (wish I had though, be worth a fortune :cry: )
  11. Hopefully Jamie Fcukin Oliver- feckin flava shaker
  12. RIP - I will do my best to continue their legacy by sitting on my arse flicking through porn from my armchair.
  13. I was in school dureing his 'Healthy Eating' sceem, depression at school is normal but his fat free crap made us unwell. Absolute Fücker!
  14. Is he dead or are the batteries just flat RIP MATE