Introduction of the use of ARRSE word saving codes

Discussion in 'The ARRSE Hole' started by Gas Gas Gas, Jan 17, 2003.

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  1. I would like to bring to the attention of all personnel that some individuals have been using ABUSIVE language in this Forum and in the outside world.

    The following CODES have been developed  to permit freedom of expression, originality and understanding between users and at the same time provide an inoffensive way to communicate without overtaxing the word filter or sensitive ears.

    From the time of reading this memo all ARRSE users are directed to use the following codes.  Failure to do so will result in a 504 to those responsible for any breach of this directive.

    500 SERIES 'ARRSE'

    500      Arrse
    501      Stick it up your arrse
    502      You're an arrsehole
    503      Kiss my arrse
    504      You play ball with us or we'll stick the bat up your arrse
    505      You're nothing but an arrse licker

    600 SERIES 'SH1T'

    600      sh1t
    601      I don't give a sh1t
    602      This place gives me the sh1ts
    603      You give me the sh1ts
    604      Sh1t a brick
    605      This person sh1ts up the wall
    606      Eat sh1t
    607      Beats the Sh1t out of me

    700 SERIES 'FCUK'

    700      Fcuk
    701      Fcuked
    702      Fcuking
    703      Fcuk it
    704      Fcuk you
    705      Fcuk everyone
    706      Fcuk everything
    707      Fcuk a duck
    708      I don't give a fcuk
    709      Get fcuked
    710      Well fcuk me
    711      Get off my fcuking back
    712      Far fcuking out
    713      I hate this fcuking job
    714      Fcuk the phone
    715      Great, just fcuking great
    716      It's all fcuked up
    717      I didn't design the fcuking thing
    718      Don't get fcuking smart
    719      Who called this fcuking meeting anyway
    720      Nothing fcuking works around here
    721      No one fcuking works around here
    722      How the fcuk should I know.
    723      SNAFU
    724      Fcuked if I know
    725      What a fcuking mess
    726      Fcuk off

    800 SERIES 'GENERAL'

    801      You kunt
    802      You bitch
    803      You b@stard
    804      You dopey prick
    805      Piss off
    806      W@nker
    807      Bollock brain
    808      Bollocks
    809      Knob head
    810      Tw@t features.

    Any additional material welcome.
     
  2. 999 = useless backsliding freeloading c#unt faced jobby licking, cot death fu#kwits, or firemen ;D
     
  3. lay down then ;D

    Best not continue on hear or we'll be banished to the NAAFI bar....................................................again ;D
     
  4. Why can't I just say,  f u c k,   p i ss,  w a n k,  s h i t, pussy  and  c u n t ?  Or is that a loads of hairy  b o l l o c k s?
     
  5. ....and welcome to the NAAFI bar....... ;D
     
  6. Don't get  f u c k i n g  smart?
     
  7. what's the code for fancy a f u c k? 8)
     
  8. Its B E L L. M D N .Q U I C K  ;D
     
  9. no you're mistaken - that's the code for 'desperate'  ;D
     
  10. Stop using it then ;D

    If you want it you only have to ask, well and pay a little bit ;D
     
  11. Only if Ive had a few ;D

    You're in luck I have so jump on, sniper was first but I won't be long Ive heard she could suck the chrome off a bumper
     
  12. hmm,

    well let me see now................

    let me just sink a few more beers, then just wait for you to look handsome MDN..............

    no sorry...............

    hang on, where's me beer goggles?

    aahh that's better....come on then MDN
     
  13. Don't be trying to fool me with yer beer goggles, we all know youve got a glass eye. ;D

    How do you want it 8)
     
  14. big, hard and fast :p
     
  15. Can do hard and fast

    Will do it twice to make up for the big ;D