I would like to bring to the attention of all personnel that some individuals have been using ABUSIVE language in this Forum and in the outside world. The following CODES have been developed to permit freedom of expression, originality and understanding between users and at the same time provide an inoffensive way to communicate without overtaxing the word filter or sensitive ears. From the time of reading this memo all ARRSE users are directed to use the following codes. Failure to do so will result in a 504 to those responsible for any breach of this directive. 500 SERIES 'ARRSE' 500 Arrse 501 Stick it up your arrse 502 You're an arrsehole 503 Kiss my arrse 504 You play ball with us or we'll stick the bat up your arrse 505 You're nothing but an arrse licker 600 SERIES 'SH1T' 600 sh1t 601 I don't give a sh1t 602 This place gives me the sh1ts 603 You give me the sh1ts 604 Sh1t a brick 605 This person sh1ts up the wall 606 Eat sh1t 607 Beats the Sh1t out of me 700 SERIES 'FCUK' 700 Fcuk 701 Fcuked 702 Fcuking 703 Fcuk it 704 Fcuk you 705 Fcuk everyone 706 Fcuk everything 707 Fcuk a duck 708 I don't give a fcuk 709 Get fcuked 710 Well fcuk me 711 Get off my fcuking back 712 Far fcuking out 713 I hate this fcuking job 714 Fcuk the phone 715 Great, just fcuking great 716 It's all fcuked up 717 I didn't design the fcuking thing 718 Don't get fcuking smart 719 Who called this fcuking meeting anyway 720 Nothing fcuking works around here 721 No one fcuking works around here 722 How the fcuk should I know. 723 SNAFU 724 Fcuked if I know 725 What a fcuking mess 726 Fcuk off 800 SERIES 'GENERAL' 801 You kunt 802 You bitch 803 You b@stard 804 You dopey prick 805 Piss off 806 W@nker 807 Bollock brain 808 Bollocks 809 Knob head 810 Tw@t features. Any additional material welcome.