Introducing yourself to the mess...

#4
Jip Travolta said:
... how does that go again? :?

yeah, yeah I know. Basics! :roll:
RSM, Presiding Member, Sirs, Ladies, Gents, I am toodly too tring tring, posted in from ding dang doo where I was tra la la, posted in to chingly ching where I hope to do well.

Sit down.

The End.
 
#5
RSM, Presiding Member, Sirs, Ladies, Gents, I am toodly too tring tring, posted in from ding dang doo where I was tra la la, posted in to chingly ching where I hope to do well.

Sit down.

The End.
Sounds about right. Any objections from the floor?

Cheers. 8)
 
#6
Jip Travolta said:
RSM, Presiding Member, Sirs, Ladies, Gents, I am toodly too tring tring, posted in from ding dang doo where I was tra la la, posted in to chingly ching where I hope to do well.

Sit down.

The End.
Sounds about right. Any objections from the floor?

Cheers. 8)
Tell anyone I was helpful and I will cut your throat and make you wear uniform at Main Building......... :D
 
#7
Jip Travolta said:
RSM, Presiding Member, Sirs, Ladies, Gents, I am toodly too tring tring, posted in from ding dang doo where I was tra la la, posted in to chingly ching where I hope to do well.

Sit down.

The End.
Sounds about right. Any objections from the floor?

Cheers. 8)
Surely it's

RSM, PMC, Sirs, Ladies and Gents!

The Presiding Member is the RSM!
 
#8
The_Snail said:
Jip Travolta said:
RSM, Presiding Member, Sirs, Ladies, Gents, I am toodly too tring tring, posted in from ding dang doo where I was tra la la, posted in to chingly ching where I hope to do well.

Sit down.

The End.
Sounds about right. Any objections from the floor?

Cheers. 8)
Tell anyone I was helpful and I will cut your throat and make you wear uniform at Main Building......... :D
If he tells them he took advice of you they'll cut his throat for him... :roll:
 
#9
"RSM, PMC, sirs, ladies, gentlemen, I am Sgt such and such from such and such posted in to sort this rag tag bag of smashed arrsehole out"


* Expect to be buying port till it runs out*
 
#10
Recently a mate of mine new to the mess asked me the same thing. I told him to stand up and say more or less the same thing that has already been stated. He decided however to get up and go all the way to the front of the mess where the RSM and PMC sit at a table much to amusement of the entire mess. He still insists that what I told him to do.
 
#12
Sir, PMC, fellow mess members, I am Sgt Bloggs posted in from xxxxxx to xxxxxx, like to be know as xxxx, look forward to having a beer with you all.
 
#13
Collar the RSM, say "wanna drink mate"? Nah just use your common, you're in the big boys club now.
 
#14
paninaro said:
theres only one Sir in the mess :D
Not in a Station Mess. Smartarrse. :wink:
 
#16
BLUESKINNEDBEAST said:
Surely it's

RSM, PMC, Sirs, Ladies and Gents!

The Presiding Member is the RSM!
Why would you address the pissoirs?
 
#18
Markintime said:
At the side of the bar you should find a brass bell, just go up and ring it. That's the best way to get to know your fellow members and what they drink.
Don't get me wrong - I'm not new to being in the Mess, you understand... just been a long time since I've been in a unit where such flowery things are deemed necessary. :p

As it happens, my intro (a mish-mash of all of the above anyway) was fine (I think). P1Os will tell. ;)

Cheers all.
 
#19
paninaro said:
theres only one Sir in the mess :D

Sir, Ladies, gents iam ..........posted in from........ to.......... thank you.

sit down
That's where you are wrong fella! All WO2's and above are Sir in the Mess until such time as they tell you to call them by their first name.

Standards please!
 
#20
FFS, what's all this Sirs, Ladies and Gents bollox? It is "RSM Sir, PMC, fellow mess members. I am blah blah, posted into blah blah Coy/Sqn from blah blah Regt/Coy/Sqn"
 
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