Introducing a new septic to Arrse

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Schaden, Nov 30, 2012.

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  1. Schaden

    Schaden LE Book Reviewer

    So on another slightly strange BBS I inhabit one of the septics has expressed an interest in joining Arrse - his name is Boris and this is what he wanted to say but apparently is shy.

    Do you think he would fit in?
  2. Yep would fit right in with the other loonies we have wandering around the corridors.
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  3. Basically he is a life long civvie, so yes he'd fit in rather well here.
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  4. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    Yeah. Another piss taking sock puppet cunt is just what ARRSE needs at this point. Tell him we offer Nectar Points.

    Then do a Google on Boris Badanoff.

    If you ever want to buy a bridge, give us a shout, eh?
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  5. don't be uncharitable, I havemade an avatar for him when he turns up.

  6. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    me too...

    septic cunt.jpg
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  7. Most Yanks would call him "Skinny" or "Slim".
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  8. Oh oh, I watch this.. Isn't it called something like Man vs. Myocaridal Infarction or something?
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  9. There is half of India invading the site so he might be needed.
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  10. I say let him join! But if he starts getting pissed during he week and posting annoying threads like none of us do here..

    He has to leave. And tell the cunt to breath in because I need it to be daylight and the fat bastard is blocking all the sun.

    Is it that time already? Put the beer down Gonzo.
  11. Kill him with fire-the twat used 'LOL'.
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  12. Has he got the mandatory little sister? photos needed for verification.

    Will she chat privately by PM.

    Does he like ballet?

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