Into the RAF

Discussion in 'Armed Forces Jokes' started by Joshing-lens, Dec 5, 2012.

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  1. Young lad going through his application to join the RAF has passed the ability to mix cocktails and look busy tests and has just one test left with the Air Commodore.

    First question the AC asks; So Rupert whats the name of the place where we used to get water from and people in Africa get it from nowadays

    Rupert thinks for a minute and say Well sir

    Well done Rupert, second question; Rupert when we die if we don't go to heaven where do we go?

    Rupert takes another minute or 2 and finally comes up with the answer Hell

    Well done again Rupert just one more question sorry its a little difficult, but thats how it is
    third question; what is the name of the place a fox sleeps in, in the wild

    Rupert struggles with this one for a while and eventually comes up with the answer Lair

    WellHellLair and welcome to the RAF says the AC

    I think I may just need my taxi now
     
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  2. A taxi????? You should be made to walk home in bare feet for that.................
     
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  3. four fox ache!
     
  4. Does anybody know how to "de-read" something?

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  5. go on admit it you smiled just a little bit :)
     
  6. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    I thought I did and then realised I was straining to have a shit.
     
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  7. Shit joke.
     
  8. Signallers

    Signallers Book Reviewer

    My mate in the RAF might get this, i didnt.
     
  9. There is nothing to get, it's not a joke and it's not funny.
     

  10. Kenneth Williams Walt!