Into Leather and Lace?

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  1. Are you into leather, and lace(s)?

    80's nostalgia?

    I've got a brand new pair of boot zips looking for a good home.

    If you don't want to put them in your boots you could:

    Lace the two of them together to make a really 'ally' zip off muzzle cover.

    Lace the two of them together to make a great zip off cock cover for your next bondage session. (If you've got a really small one you could even make two!)
  2. What colour?
  3. They're black, so they'll probably match the rest of your leather gear.

    They're 10 laceholes high, so check if they'll fit if you're planning on using them in boots.
  4. Right, I've actually tried lacing them together now.

    I have to say that if you are thinking about using them as a super pervy zip-off cock cover, youre going to have to leave the laces quite loose (unless you're hung like a biro).

    They may still be of use for something else though, any suggestions?
  5. I was well into Black Lace but they haven't brought any good songs out for a while now
  6. And you are willing to admit it on a public forum?

    Example of Black Lace's lyrics:

    "Agadoo-doo-doo, push pineapple, shake the tree,
    Agadoo-doo-doo, push pineapple, grind coffee,
    To the left, to the right, jump up and down and to the knees,
    Come and dance every night, sing with the hula melody. "