applicants must be 18yrs old or above
condom must be used, except if the applicant prefers to release his semen upon Tania's body without any oral or vaginal contact Anal sex is negotiable, although Tania will cease the performance immediately if any form of 'surprise buttsex' occurs multiple participants are not allowed, but applicants are entitled to have an audience observe the performance
if anywhere along the process, it becomes clear that the applicant is not a virgin, Tania reserves the right to terminate all activity
applicant must be able to provide sufficient evidence that clearly shows he has been defending net neutrality (eg. a print-out of a forum post, a link to a vlog)
applicant agrees that in the event of the applicant infringing upon Terms of Service during the process of the act, Tania is not responsible for any genital injury that the applicant may suffer
Tania may deny service for hygiene reasons
I've read some bullshit in my time... but this takes some fukking beating. I like TLF's idea, although we should distinguish between the 'Sutcliffe' method and the 'Surprise Sutcliffe' method... both would be a great benefit to society in this case.