Internet porn to be blocked in the UK.

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goatrutar

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#2
They tried a similar thing here. It got shouted down by the furiously masturbating masses. Given there's over a billion chronic wankers in the UK, as opposed to 23 million here, I think you'll be ok.


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#3
Outrageous idea!
 
#5
The daily wail will be jizzing its pants now, they've been running articles almost daily for the past year about individual cases where blokes or teenagers have been "warped" by watching grot.

Fucks sakes am I going to have to go back to awkwardly buying Mayfair & Razzle at newsagents & petrol stations? Retro....
 
#7
Call me Dave could loose the erection, I mean election over this.
 
#8
"I'm not making this speech because I want to moralise or scaremonger, but because I feel profoundly as a politician, and as a father, that the time for action has come."
Then take some responsibility as a father and be a decent parent and deal with the issue!

On Sunday Mr Cameron called on internet companies to block access to material depicting child abuse.
Thought they did that already. Last I heard all the big companies involved had filters which meant people couldn't accidentally stumble across child porn, so you had to go out your way to find it. Therefore rendering "It was an honest mistake guv!" excuse utterly sunk.
 
#11
Whilst I have no objection against a clampdown on child pornography this is state censorship on a massive scale. Who is going to make the decisions on what is pornography?

Also I look forward to more details, it seems to me a fag packet idea. So the government forces google.co.uk to disable searches of porn but whats to stop a user going to google.com which is hosted in the USA. Are the government planing to block all foreign sites, a bit like China or N.Korea.

This is a unworkable solution that's dreamed up to appease the Daily Mail idiots, but in reality a complete waste of funds and time, any 12 year old boy will get around this in a heartbeat.
 

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Whilst I have no objection against a clampdown on child pornography this is state censorship on a massive scale. Who is going to make the decisions on what is pornography?

Also I look forward to more details, it seems to me a fag packet idea. So the government forces google.co.uk to disable searches of porn but whats to stop a user going to google.com which is hosted in the USA. Are the government planing to block all foreign sites, a bit like China or N.Korea.

This is a unworkable solution that's dreamed up to appease the Daily Mail idiots, but in reality a complete waste of funds and time, any 12 year old boy will get around this in a heartbeat.
From own experience if the 14 year olds can get past the various Web Marshalls applied at schools to get onto specific blocked sites such as Facebook and porn then would imagine that adults will find their way to porn quite easily too.

And anyway if you block the likes of google and folk have to go round about ways to look for things on the Internet does that not just make it harder for GCHQ to keep track of who's looking up what!
 
#15
Cue awkward phone calls to ISPs.

'Hello, is that BT? I can't access some websites'

'What exactly can't you access sir?'

'Just...some websites.'
 
#16
Fang Farrier

All this will do is make the real culprits harder to track as they switch to private VPNs, use search engines that don't log search's or I.Ps and the use of file sharing networks, and encryption software, totally clueless.

It indeed make life for the likes of GCHQ a bit harder.
 

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#17
So, if they bring this in then all you have to do to get around it is, get a 14 year old to switch it off?
They just know the work arounds, not the off switch!

It's not porn that's being blocked or porn sites, just the ability to use search engines to find it.

Oops that was Yesterday, when child image searches were to be blocked http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-23393851 Looks like a day is a long time in politics as now it is all porn!
 
#18
just thing how much I'll, err, I mean someone could sell Porn DVD's for.
This could be another boost for the UK economy. Increased porn mag and DVD sales and to give the porn watchers something new we will need actors, actresses, camera men (big eye) sound recordists, some bloke to play crap music etc.
In fact we've probably got everything we need to create a massive porn empire on arrse.
Obviously Jarrod can do the gay stuff, MDN the twisted stuff, sgt slingsby can co can take care of the furrys. Any other suggestions?
 

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just thing how much I'll, err, I mean someone could sell Porn DVD's for.
This could be another boost for the UK economy. Increased porn mag and DVD sales and to give the porn watchers something new we will need actors, actresses, camera men (big eye) sound recordists, some bloke to play crap music etc.
In fact we've probably got everything we need to create a massive porn empire on arrse.
Obviously Jarrod can do the gay stuff, MDN the twisted stuff, sgt slingsby can co can take care of the furrys. Any other suggestions?
I'm give to believe there can occasionally be an oral element to such films.....
 
#20
There will be panic buying! Get your porn now, and be quick about it!!
Im ahead of the game. When they discussed a filter in Oz I set up a downloading syphon on a server and bagged 400+ gigs. Some wild stuff - donkeys, trannies, ma and pa going at it with a large, hung coloured gentleman etc.

My plan was to copy it to portable hard drives and sell it in Gumtree.
 

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