Internet Obituaries

Looking at the thread about Blot Bang Rub and the compassion/lack of compassion being shown I think it would be better if we had our own obits pre planned so that when we pop the mortal coil we'll know what everyone thinks of us.

Mine will probably be something along the lines of:

''JD, an utter twat who preferred beer to air''.

What do you think your fellow arrsers will say about you?
Hammy 123 - alcohol was his downfall, someone hit him in the head with a bottle of Dog in the BiG Market.
Something along the lines of: 'Didn't he used to be wedge35? This has got to be a wah! He was a bit of a knobb anyway'
Bugger, he owed me a fiver/pint/kidney.
Mine: "Thank fcuk for that, one less geek in the world".

Alternate: "Bastard, he owed me £n"


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Here lies B&T
He really was a cunt!
on grave : Whoever said bullets bounce off medics F*cking lied!
Me- I die! I hope men will say of me that I did duty by my country.
Arrse- I think that's pretty unlikely. If I were you, I'd wish for something a bit more realistic.
Me - Like what?
Arrse - Well, you hope that men will think of you as a bit of a cnut?
Me - All right, I'll hope that.

See such a cnut I can't even be bothered to think up my own jokes.


When I die, they may say. "First dibs on his missus."

But I'll be fcuking dead so it's not my problem when the bitch gives them crabs.


I want mine to be:

Poppy, I shall loveth thee for t'evermore,
with your huge strap on cock and durty wee whore,
I loved the way stood when you smoked your briar pipe,
and the marks in your draws, evidence that you did not wipe....
....your bum.

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