internet luurve.

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I feel sorry for this guy, and I'd like to cheer him, but as I'm in Germany, it'll be pretty hard to do.

If he just sent me £500 for the plane fare, and waited for me at Heathrow, I'm sure I could help him.
 

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bossyboots said:
Oh dear.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/kent/6565125.stm

A man from Kent is £16,000 poorer after falling in love with two women over the internet
Can you fall in luurve with someone who you've never met :?
Easy. I am hopelessly in love with scotlass, bigbird, moodybiych and tankies yank. and all the other ladies on here. And any other woman I have never met, but just because I am a born romantic!

However, this would not extend to sending thousands of pounds for them to come to meet me. Might run to a bus ticket, but only a local one.
 
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His mother, Constance, has been forced to take out a loan to help repay his debts.

"I did tell him off about keep going to Heathrow," she said.
Told him off for going to the airport. Should tawted the fooker for sending her money in post.
 
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Experts have warned that the internet should be treated with great care.
They sure pulled out all the stops with this highly technical, well researched, constructive advice.
 
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It's very easy to get carried away on the internet... but you don't really know who you're talking to."



Aint that the truth......
 

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scotlass said:
It's very easy to get carried away on the internet... but you don't really know who you're talking to."



Aint that the truth......
True. You could be a 17 stone Glasgow brickie, with tatoos and a huge beer gut.
But we know you are not, but rather a sweet and fey maid.

I spent quite a while 'talking' online to a very attractive lady, who was becoming very amorous, and all seemed well, until by chance I found out that she was named Derek and still had a little something that most women don't have.
Could have been an enlightening experience.
 
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But seb you said you loved me, you mean its not true, you are not using the money i sent you to build us the love nest you promised, please dont do this.......
 
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scotlass said:
It's very easy to get carried away on the internet... but you don't really know who you're talking to."



Aint that the truth......
I love you too Scotlass, can I have £10k for a visa and scotch pie bribes for the boarder gaurd?
 
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I also need some money from Scotlass for my turtle sanctuary..

We must save the wee little turtles!
 
#15
sebcoe said:
What a Total Fcuking Knob.
I love the way he did it TWICE!!!!!!! He should have just spent the cash on going out and meeting real women.

P.S Bossyboots and Scotlass please send funds via Western Union to Mr Jesus Akabooshi Elvis, Nigeria.
 
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Manymetal said:
I need a new bird, who wants to send me some cash?????
As long as you're over 18. Not wise to send cash to a mynah.
 

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LordVonHarley said:
P.S Bossyboots and Scotlass please send funds via Western Union to Mr Jesus Akabooshi Elvis, Nigeria.
PERSEC ffs. Imagine giving out your real name and location on a website Mr Elvis.
 

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