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Internet lie detectors!

#1
What the fuck is it with some people?

Absolute experts on fookin everything but as soon as something comes along they dont like the look of...well...it doesnt exist or didn't happen.


Do us a favour....fuck of back to your miserable existence and shut the fuck up....alternatavely, drag your fat unwashed arrse away from the computer and learn about what goes on in 'real life'


Anywho! Its the naafi (albeit VIRTUAL and not REAL) so knock your selves out.

To all those who enjoy threads about dits, the only thing I make up is the 'moral dilemma' I'm a bloody bloke for god sake and this aint mumsnet...serious answers need not apply. (although mumsnet may be a bad example but therego)
 

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#2
What the fuck is it with some people?

Absolute experts on fookin everything but as soon as something comes along they dont like the look of...well...it doesnt exist or didn't happen.


Do us a favour....fuck of back to your miserable existence and shut the fuck up....alternatavely, drag your fat unwashed arrse away from the computer and learn about what goes on in 'real life'


Anywho! Its the naafi (albeit VIRTUAL and not REAL) so knock your selves out.

To all those who enjoy threads about dits, the only thing I make up is the 'moral dilemma' I'm a bloody bloke for god sake and this aint mumsnet...serious answers need not apply. (although mumsnet may be a bad example but therego)
Lying cunt!
 
#3
What the fuck is it with some people?

Absolute experts on fookin everything but as soon as something comes along they dont like the look of...well...it doesnt exist or didn't happen.


Do us a favour....fuck of back to your miserable existence and shut the fuck up....alternatavely, drag your fat unwashed arrse away from the computer and learn about what goes on in 'real life'


Anywho! Its the naafi (albeit VIRTUAL and not REAL) so knock your selves out.

To all those who enjoy threads about dits, the only thing I make up is the 'moral dilemma' I'm a bloody bloke for god sake and this aint mumsnet...serious answers need not apply. (although mumsnet may be a bad example but therego)
What?
 
#5
We'll beleive you from now on IF you write your username in jizz on your fit boss' tits and post the pics on here. Use a copy of tomorrow's Telegraph as a backdrop with the date and headline visible so we know it's real.
 
#7
Eerrr, I may be leaving myself wide open here, but what, in words of 2 syllables or less, are you fucking on about?
Some folks have such dull lives, if you have owt to say that is even a little chirpy. They think you made it up.

All two syllables or less, except the word 'syllables'
 
#9
At least you are making an effort and firing in threads, just bin the pants on fire stuff.
Artistic licence on a few moot points (blokes talking about birds etc... Its a given) but all based largely on the goings on of my mostly mundane but occassionally colourful existence...hence the posting of them in the naafi...


Point in question, said area manager is tidy, not a stunner but I really do want to fuck it senseless nonetheless, its human...but why do some keyboard warrior wankers have to try to derail threads...?

Im not offended, i couldnt give a flying fuck but if some twats came and robbed your ball while playing footie, what do you do about it?
 
#15
Artistic licence on a few moot points (blokes talking about birds etc... Its a given) but all based largely on the goings on of my mostly mundane but occassionally colourful existence...hence the posting of them in the naafi...


Point in question, said area manager is tidy, not a stunner but I really do want to fuck it senseless nonetheless, its human...but why do some keyboard warrior wankers have to try to derail threads...?

Im not offended, i couldnt give a flying fuck but if some twats came and robbed your ball while playing footie, what do you do about it?
Billy Bullshit bites back. I like my interweb lotharios to be a bit more subtle rather than obvious or provide photo evidence.
Why derail your BS you ask? Because its so fucking easy you chimp's quim.
90% of ARRSErs tend to agree.
 
#20
It's the internet, innit? I don't care if a dit is true or not, couldn't give a toss in fact, as long as it's amusing, entertaining etc.

Entertaining liars, fine; truthful dullards, cunts.
 

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