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International Wimmin's Day

Apparently it's "International Women's Day". Time for some to dust off the DeWalt chunky boots and Bib & Brace dungarees, or something more meaningful than tokenism on show?
 
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Have a great day Ladies.
 
I think it's jolly decent of us - that we've found a nice day for them to get out and enjoy the sunshine, maybe meet up and swap dress patterns, and perhaps try some of those racy new coffees that they've been reading about in all those glossy magazines.
 
So we are a fair society and men get their turn too - who'd have known?
Having looked it up, men 'celebrate' their gender throughout the month of November, which in recent years, in some circles has become known as Movember and gives some men the opportunity to re-visit the seventies and grow dodgy porn star moustaches.
Who makes this shit up?
Stop the world, I need to get off!
 
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Are we getting close to "Tit Monday" ?
Nope.
even better!!!

Steak And BJ Day - Official Website

Over the years, Valentine's Day has become a commercial holiday for women. On February 14, intimate couples celebrate their love with candy, flowers, greeting cards, and other gifts of affection.

Men do not want candy. Men have no need for flowers or teddy bears. There are two things men want: steak and a blowjob.

March 14, one month after Valentine's Day, is the offical date for Steak and BJ Day. If a man makes his woman feel special on Valentine's Day, then she will make him feel special one month later.

Even though this special day for men is not yet recognized by the government, Hallmark, or other major greeting card companies, it is slowly gaining recognition. To help keep the revolution alive, we have created the official website for Steak and BJ Day.
 
Nope.
even better!!!

Steak And BJ Day - Official Website

Over the years, Valentine's Day has become a commercial holiday for women. On February 14, intimate couples celebrate their love with candy, flowers, greeting cards, and other gifts of affection.

Men do not want candy. Men have no need for flowers or teddy bears. There are two things men want: steak and a blowjob.

March 14, one month after Valentine's Day, is the offical date for Steak and BJ Day. If a man makes his woman feel special on Valentine's Day, then she will make him feel special one month later.

Even though this special day for men is not yet recognized by the government, Hallmark, or other major greeting card companies, it is slowly gaining recognition. To help keep the revolution alive, we have created the official website for Steak and BJ Day.
Well, at a push, I may get the steak.:-(
 

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