International Porn

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by bobjugs12, Oct 30, 2008.

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  1. Great Britain

    7.3%
  2. USA

    22.0%
  3. Germany/Holland

    41.3%
  4. Eastern Europe/Russia

    20.2%
  5. Japan

    7.3%
  6. Middle East

    1.8%

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  1. I was sitting in my grot this afternoon, with nothing but Murder She Wrote on the TV. Boredom soon overcame me and I deciced to pass the time with a spot of monkey spanking.

    Now I went to my DVD 'library' and chose my current favourite. After the offending simian was well and truly beaten I got to thinking. Which country makes the best grot?

    I know every nation is different, and so is everybodies taste, but there has to be overall winner.

    Is it British, with realistic (fugly) looking birds who say things like 'cnut' a lot?
    Or American with lots of surgically enhanced chesticles, and men who are hung like a blue whale?
    German/Dutch involving all of gods creatures?
    Japanese, with lots of schoolgirls, hairy gardens and sh!t?
    or perhaps
    Iran, with lots of scantily clad ankles and provocotive wrists?

    What does the wider community of frankie connessiours think, and if anyone knows of any other nations with a budding industry please post here (witH links if poss) for research purposes :wink:

    Edited due to fcuking swear filter
     
  2. Your poll omits 'Scandinavia' you slacker!!!
     
  3. spike7451

    spike7451 RIP

    Deffo German but if you want realllly kinky,it's got to be the Japenese!
     
  4. Sorry to disappoint, but a lot of the modern Scandinavian porn I've seen has been very poor. Things have gone downhill here since the days of 'Bridget the Boar'
     
  5. Command_doh

    Command_doh LE Book Reviewer

    Swedish porn rarely disappoints. I am sick to my back teeth of the giant balloon airbags and massive slag stamps that are favoured by the North Americans.
     
  6. Herman the German makes the best ever.
     
  7. The fittest porn women seem to be from the Czech Republic IMO.
     
  8. German/Dutch porn with east european birds, top recipie.
     
  9. I used to think Austrian porn was the best, but the daughter-in-a-dungeon cellar dweller got a bit formulaic after a while.

    I tried Japanese, but flat chested, short legged waist/arrseless slags squealing "Iku, Iku, Iku!" as they got fingered and inadequately penetrated by some pixellated knob just pissed me off.

    So I went to the Brazilian stuff, which just fixated on big arrses and the well oiled fists that thrusted inside them. Not bad, not bad at all, but the horror of beating off to one shapely arrse only to be revealed as a Sao Paolo trannie arrse caused me to burn the entire Brazilian collection to quell the horror.

    Next on my list was Nepalese porn, which mainly involved a pack of Gurkhas, some ripe melons and a hidden camera. I get the feeling they'd fcuk a glazed donut fresh out of the oven.

    At this rate I'm going to have to try the Ethiopian anorexia porn.
     
  10. Take a moment to mourn the passing of the esteemed Mr. Damiani.. writer, director and producer of the classic American porn .before the debut of pneumatic women and enhanced plastic injections, he created the ultimate porn.. Deep Throat

    cost $ 25, 000 to make and returned $ 6 Million in ' direct sales' in the era before downloads, DVD's and other transfer media...

    Linda Lovelace..all natural talent...

    all gone downhill since then...
     
  11. German smut for me, but i do like the british amatuers with fugly birds, it reminds me of reality!!!
     
  12. I think the Septics take the prize. As Stalin said, quantity has a quality all of its own. That having been said, the only grumble that has made me vomit has been a Japanese scheisse vid. How the fcuk they get their shite to that state of colour and consistency, I have no idea- and I'm not sure I want to know either.
     

  13. Ahem, ahem. As a former dirty old bugger....I think that you are spot on

    Colonel.

    I cannot stand the false plastic boobies. Give me Mrs Pad droop

    everyday. Just about, but not quite, a memory these days.
     
  14. The German/Dutch stuff of the 70s/80s is the all-time winner for me, but I have collected the odd quality French one too.
    Like the Brit MILF ones too, remind me of reality, & saw an interesting Jap thing the other day all about "sharking". This is where a covert cameraman (yes, I know they're weird) & his mate follow girlies about in public, & when the victim least suspects his mate runs up behind her & pulls her skirt up round her neck! It's amazing how many of them don't wear any kecks, or display a liking for wearing 58 pattern......Like I said, a bit weird but variety is the spice of life as they say :wink:
     
  15. Has anyone happened upon that efukt website? Some fcuking class on there... a bit of everything from all over the globe