International Porn

What nation makes the best 'adult' DVDs?

  • Great Britain

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  • USA

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  • Germany/Holland

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  • Eastern Europe/Russia

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  • Japan

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  • Middle East

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  • Total voters
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#1
I was sitting in my grot this afternoon, with nothing but Murder She Wrote on the TV. Boredom soon overcame me and I deciced to pass the time with a spot of monkey spanking.

Now I went to my DVD 'library' and chose my current favourite. After the offending simian was well and truly beaten I got to thinking. Which country makes the best grot?

I know every nation is different, and so is everybodies taste, but there has to be overall winner.

Is it British, with realistic (fugly) looking birds who say things like 'cnut' a lot?
Or American with lots of surgically enhanced chesticles, and men who are hung like a blue whale?
German/Dutch involving all of gods creatures?
Japanese, with lots of schoolgirls, hairy gardens and sh!t?
or perhaps
Iran, with lots of scantily clad ankles and provocotive wrists?

What does the wider community of frankie connessiours think, and if anyone knows of any other nations with a budding industry please post here (witH links if poss) for research purposes :wink:

Edited due to fcuking swear filter
 
#4
Airfix said:
Your poll omits 'Scandinavia' you slacker!!!
Sorry to disappoint, but a lot of the modern Scandinavian porn I've seen has been very poor. Things have gone downhill here since the days of 'Bridget the Boar'
 
#9
I used to think Austrian porn was the best, but the daughter-in-a-dungeon cellar dweller got a bit formulaic after a while.

I tried Japanese, but flat chested, short legged waist/arrseless slags squealing "Iku, Iku, Iku!" as they got fingered and inadequately penetrated by some pixellated knob just pissed me off.

So I went to the Brazilian stuff, which just fixated on big arrses and the well oiled fists that thrusted inside them. Not bad, not bad at all, but the horror of beating off to one shapely arrse only to be revealed as a Sao Paolo trannie arrse caused me to burn the entire Brazilian collection to quell the horror.

Next on my list was Nepalese porn, which mainly involved a pack of Gurkhas, some ripe melons and a hidden camera. I get the feeling they'd fcuk a glazed donut fresh out of the oven.

At this rate I'm going to have to try the Ethiopian anorexia porn.
 
#10
Take a moment to mourn the passing of the esteemed Mr. Damiani.. writer, director and producer of the classic American porn .before the debut of pneumatic women and enhanced plastic injections, he created the ultimate porn.. Deep Throat

cost $ 25, 000 to make and returned $ 6 Million in ' direct sales' in the era before downloads, DVD's and other transfer media...

Linda Lovelace..all natural talent...

all gone downhill since then...
 
#12
I think the Septics take the prize. As Stalin said, quantity has a quality all of its own. That having been said, the only grumble that has made me vomit has been a Japanese scheisse vid. How the fcuk they get their shite to that state of colour and consistency, I have no idea- and I'm not sure I want to know either.
 
#13
Colonel_Foreskin-Crumb said:
German smut for me, but i do like the droop droopbritish amatuers with fugly birds, it reminds me of reality!!!

Ahem, ahem. As a former dirty old bugger....I think that you are spot on

Colonel.

I cannot stand the false plastic boobies. Give me Mrs Pad droop

everyday. Just about, but not quite, a memory these days.
 
#14
The German/Dutch stuff of the 70s/80s is the all-time winner for me, but I have collected the odd quality French one too.
Like the Brit MILF ones too, remind me of reality, & saw an interesting Jap thing the other day all about "sharking". This is where a covert cameraman (yes, I know they're weird) & his mate follow girlies about in public, & when the victim least suspects his mate runs up behind her & pulls her skirt up round her neck! It's amazing how many of them don't wear any kecks, or display a liking for wearing 58 pattern......Like I said, a bit weird but variety is the spice of life as they say :wink:
 
#16
I do like American, with the over-inflated chests and noses chiselled down to nothing. It makes them seem so emotionally insecure and damaged :twisted:

My current favourite style is the “camera phone self-shot” stuff, like reader’s wives for the 21st century, but with younger, better looking birds.
 
#17
Pitster said:
I do like American, with the over-inflated chests and noses chiselled down to nothing. It makes them seem so emotionally insecure and damaged :twisted:

My current favourite style is the “camera phone self-shot” stuff, like reader’s wives for the 21st century, but with younger, better looking birds.
For home-made camera phone grot, you can't do better than google "arion movies" (but not while you're at work!). Stuff on there to suit all tastes - and it's all free.

Allegedly.
 
#18
Mongolian yurt porn, possibly involving some curdled Yaks milk in some form or another, seems to be de rigeur in polite society nowadays er..... so I have been reliably informed :roll:

PoGs

www.pocketcomms.co.uk
 
#19
Your researchs are missing one element. The biggest european centre for adult movies is (at least a couple of years ago) Barcelona, the bit known as Bagdad.
None of the huge chests-knobs that comes from the US, and lots of E European birds. Worth a check-out though I still think that the German stuff is like the football team, hard to beat. (except for Spain)

Of course the above information comes from a sunday magazine.
 
#20
Uncivil_Servant said:
Pitster said:
I do like American, with the over-inflated chests and noses chiselled down to nothing. It makes them seem so emotionally insecure and damaged :twisted:

My current favourite style is the “camera phone self-shot” stuff, like reader’s wives for the 21st century, but with younger, better looking birds.
For home-made camera phone grot, you can't do better than google "arion movies" (but not while you're at work!). Stuff on there to suit all tastes - and it's all free.

Allegedly.
Thanks for the recommendation :D

I will reciprocate with http://www.dumpstersluts.com.. Again, NSFW.
 

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