International Philosopy Day

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by fertman, Nov 19, 2009.

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  1. Yes indeed, that is what today is. Anyone got any gems of wisdom to help celebrate?

    For my own part, I'd say Why have an international philosophy day when 2/3 of the world probably can't even spell it?
  2. How can it be proved to me that my experience of, what I perceive to be, consciousness is the same as anyone else's perception of consciousness?

    At what point are we 'good enough'?


    Why do they use a sterilised needle during a lethal injection?
  3. From me

    Stay in your own fookin country, and stop turning mine into a shite hole, its bad enough without any more outside help.
  4. If a philosopher gets wood and there's no-one there to see it, does it still make a noise?

    Other than that, see my sig block.
  5. Roses are red,
    violets are blue,
    this poem should rhyme,
    but it fcking doesnt.
  6. A hand job is better than nothing.
    Nothing is better than sex with a beautiful woman.
    A wank is better than a good shag.
  7. I was tempted to suggest you go and infest their fooking country and turn theirs into a sh1thole ..... and see how they like it ....

    .... but, even if it is the NAAFI, I can't be like that.
  8. So, when a Philosopher has a dump.... he/she/it thinks....

    "I Dump/Defecate/Urinate/Shite...
    So, therefore I Am... Human...

    Does the Philospher contemplate where his dump goes, and what impact it has on the structures of reality....

    "A closed mouth gathers no feet!" :oops: :p
  9. If I thought about philosophy....... would anyone care?
  10. Whenever you are feeling happy and content, just remember: you've probably yet to experience the worst pain of your life.
  11. Coito ergo sum
  12. Gremlin

    Gremlin LE Good Egg (charities)

    E Pluribus Anum? ;)
  13. I once had my head up my mums cnut when I was a baby, so why should it be incest if I chose to shove it in there now?
  14. If I were to travel back in time and have sex with myself, would it be gay or just masturbation?
  15. TheTeaAnarchist has just changed the Matrix.