International Philosopy Day

#1
Yes indeed, that is what today is. Anyone got any gems of wisdom to help celebrate?

For my own part, I'd say Why have an international philosophy day when 2/3 of the world probably can't even spell it?
 
#2
How can it be proved to me that my experience of, what I perceive to be, consciousness is the same as anyone else's perception of consciousness?

At what point are we 'good enough'?

and...

Why do they use a sterilised needle during a lethal injection?
 
#3
From me


Stay in your own fookin country, and stop turning mine into a shite hole, its bad enough without any more outside help.
 
#4
If a philosopher gets wood and there's no-one there to see it, does it still make a noise?

Other than that, see my sig block.
 
#5
Roses are red,
violets are blue,
this poem should rhyme,
but it fcking doesnt.
 
#6
A hand job is better than nothing.
Nothing is better than sex with a beautiful woman.
A wank is better than a good shag.
 
#7
Gren said:
Stay in your own fookin country, and stop turning mine into a shite hole, its bad enough without any more outside help.
I was tempted to suggest you go and infest their fooking country and turn theirs into a sh1thole ..... and see how they like it ....

.... but, even if it is the NAAFI, I can't be like that.
 
#8
So, when a Philosopher has a dump.... he/she/it thinks....

"I Dump/Defecate/Urinate/Shite...
So, therefore I Am... Human...

Does the Philospher contemplate where his dump goes, and what impact it has on the structures of reality....

"A closed mouth gathers no feet!" :oops: :p
 
#9
If I thought about philosophy....... would anyone care?
 
#10
Whenever you are feeling happy and content, just remember: you've probably yet to experience the worst pain of your life.
 
#13
I once had my head up my mums cnut when I was a baby, so why should it be incest if I chose to shove it in there now?
 
#14
If I were to travel back in time and have sex with myself, would it be gay or just masturbation?
 
#17
uncle_vanya said:
So, when a Philosopher has a dump.... he/she/it thinks....

"I Dump/Defecate/Urinate/Shite...
So, therefore I Am... Human...

Does the Philospher contemplate where his dump goes, and what impact it has on the structures of reality....

"A closed mouth gathers no feet!" :oops: :p
I quite like that, even if I don't exist.
 
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