International Blackadder Day.

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by The_Snail, Mar 15, 2013.

Welcome to the Army Rumour Service, ARRSE

The UK's largest and busiest UNofficial military website.

The heart of the site is the forum area, including:

  1. Well, bugger me with a fish fork! The Blackadders - ball-bouncingly funny, and as cunning as a fox who's just been appointed Professor of Cunning at Oxford University.
     
    • Like Like x 2
  2. Is this official ?

    If not, then I'll be poo-pooing it.
     
    • Like Like x 2
  3. Are you drunk and crumpled cool-pony.jpg half way down the stairs?
    Here...for you.
     
  4. I heard it started when some fella called Archie Duke shot an ostrich 'cos he was hungry
     
    • Like Like x 7
  5. ancienturion

    ancienturion LE Book Reviewer

    We're in a sticky situation all right. This is the stickiest situation since Sticky the Stick insect got caught on a sticky bun.
     
    • Like Like x 1
  6. Wibble
     
  7. I hate squirrels.
     
  8. Good evening, the Somme public baths. No running, shouting or piddling in the shallow end!
     
  9. Well, I hope so, Blackadder. You know, if there's one thing I've learned from being in the army, it's never ignore a pooh-pooh! I knew a major: got pooh-poohed; made the mistake of ignoring the pooh-pooh -- he pooh-poohed it! Fatal error, because it turned out all along that the soldier who pooh-poohed him had been pooh-poohing a lot of other officers, who pooh-poohed their pooh-poohs! In the end, we had to disband the regiment! Morale totally destroyed... by pooh-pooh!

    Posted from the ARRSE Mobile app (iOS or Android)
     
  10. Well, I hope so, Blackadder. You know, if there's one thing I've learned from being in the army, it's never ignore a pooh-pooh! I knew a major: got pooh-poohed; made the mistake of ignoring the pooh-pooh -- he pooh-poohed it! Fatal error, because it turned out all along that the soldier who pooh-poohed him had been pooh-poohing a lot of other officers, who pooh-poohed their pooh-poohs! In the end, we had to disband the regiment! Morale totally destroyed... by pooh-pooh!

    Posted from the ARRSE Mobile app (iOS or Android)
     
  11. Don't worry, we'll have this straightened out before you can say 'antidisestablishmentarianism'.