Interesting things...

#1
Some of you may wish to visit this site, but it is not particularly work friendly.

Jolly amusing though...

"The ladies will lift up their skirts... They will sit against the wall, their legs spread well apart. The gentlemen will take their places on the opposite side of the room... Everyone has a try. The object is to flick the glass marbles into the hole of this delightful billiard table. One can guess at the winner's reward..." But this is passive on the part of the woman. The vagina has other possibilities. It can, for instance drink a glass of whisky or play a mouth organ, notices E. Chou in "The Dragon and the Phoenix".
Well I never! :D
 
#3
Not at work, old chap. When the Boss is away, the brew boys will....go home. :D

Plastic vibrators, generally used by women as a dildo device, can also be employed by men, e.g. by homosexuals - sometimes with strange results. In a letter to the "British Medical Journal," June 30, 1974, two writers from London's St. Bartholomew's Hospital bring to the attention of readers "a new physical sign". Within the space of a fortnight two patients were admitted through the accident and emergency department "with a painful vibrating umbilicus". Both the patients were young homosexuals, aged 19 and 25 years, who were accustomed to using battery operated stimulators or vibrators. What had happened was that the vibrators had been lost into the rectum through the anus, apparently at the moment of orgasm. Apart from the vibrating umbilicus, a cylindrical mass could be felt arising from the pelvis and a gentle hum could be heard. The vibrator was removed from one patient easily enough but the other required a general anaesthetic.
Good to see safe sex being practised. I hope these 2 chaps learnt their lesson.
 
#4
Bookmarked. Cheers Darth. :)

How do you get get away with it by the way?????

A remarkable instance of this sort occurred when a woman fell downstairs (D. W. T. Roberts' "Clinical Surgery", Vol. 15). A broken-off handle of a broom entered the vagina through the buttock. This was not noticed by her or by the casualty officer who treated her. The broom handle remained undetected in the woman's vagina for three months. Eventually the vaginal discharge made her visit her own practitioner, whereupon the offending object was detected and removed.
Ow............
 
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#8
Most powerful attributes accorded to semen
Most of us know that semen has the remarkable ability to help start babies. But this is only one of the powers attributed to the mysterious substance. One idea is that semen has a "magnetic" effect those who retain their semen i.e. refrain from sexual activity, are able to draw both men and women to themselves. It has often been assumed that semen has mystical or religious powers. Thus a subsect of the Gnostics mixed the fluid with the sacramental draught in their religious ceremonies. And in the so-called Black Mass, semen has served as holy water. Aleister Crowley reckoned that art, literature and philosophy were all the outcome of sexual power, and that the whole of human psychology was a radiating miasma from the seminal stream: he is reported as saying that "Mind is a disease of semen."


I am actually likely to be sick 8O :!: :!: :?
 
#9
Sometimes, however, there can be dangers that people do not realise - as, for example, with a man performing oral sex on a woman (cunnilingus). If he blows into the vagina, accidentally or on purpose, he is quite likely to kill his loved one through air embolism! ...... Death in such circumstances can be remarkably rapid, a matter of seconds.
http://www.world-sex-records.com/sex-072.htm


That might come in handy some time.

"Cause of death....."
 
#11
Prostitution: Most immoral use of army funds
Soldiers and sailors have always been keen to frequent prostitutes. This is as true of the modern conscripts in foreign lands as it is of the enlisted man in the armies of antiquity. One startling use of campaign funds was brought to the attention of Richard I at the beginning of a European enterprise. "When Richard arrived at Marseilles he found that the English knights who had preceded him had squandered all the campaign funds on prostitutes."
Wonder if you would get away with it on the Travel and Subsistance budget :?

Boney
 
#12
boney_m said:
Prostitution: Most immoral use of army funds
Soldiers and sailors have always been keen to frequent prostitutes. This is as true of the modern conscripts in foreign lands as it is of the enlisted man in the armies of antiquity. One startling use of campaign funds was brought to the attention of Richard I at the beginning of a European enterprise. "When Richard arrived at Marseilles he found that the English knights who had preceded him had squandered all the campaign funds on prostitutes."
Wonder if you would get away with it on the Travel and Subsistance budget :?

Boney
Does this have anything to do with the SF audit being carried out?! 8O :lol:
 

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