Interesting sex lives of others.....

[pupgreen]

young lady i would never suggest anything of the sort i just suggested that youve got to try everything in this life to know whats best...for you.
its just a few of my past conquests..many years ago had tusks and trunks....well when i woke up they looked like that...must stop kissing frogs too...

 

[bovvy]

young lady i would never suggest anything of the sort i just suggested that youve got to try everything in this life to know whats best...for you.
its just a few of my past conquests..many years ago had tusks and trunks....well when i woke up they looked like that...must stop kissing frogs too...

Whoops. I was only pulling your leg. I'm not young. I'm 53. Older than you, I expect. And I'm single. So it's vital for me to maintain a careful balance between adventure and a hideous lack of dignity in these matters. Getting it wrong can be very unpleasant at my age.

 

[pupgreen]

thats not old thats close and adventures always good,,sod the dignity

 

[bovvy]

thats not old thats close and adventures always good,,sod the dignity

No worries. I'm sure there are a few posts on where I've demonstrated more wild than dignified.

 

[pupgreen]

which ones...have i missed something

 

[mistersoft]

I consider my twenty-five years grouting tiles as experience.

Does your missus find this valuable in the bedroom dept?

Not since the bedroom dept. was closed and I was moved to soft furnishings.

 

[chiefy253]

Not since the bedroom dept. was closed and I was moved to soft furnishings.

does that always happen when people get married it seems to of done to alot of people- im glad im young free and single if that is the case?

 

[mistersoft]

Soft furnishings are fine.

You can enjoy them to the max, without the need for a condom.

Or a course of antibiotics.

 

[LtTrousersnake]

I get my misses to dress up as Gordon Brown (she has a shave) and I f*ck him for what he is doing to our country! Yes it is up the ass!

Nice elephant sex thread!

 

[DPM_Sheep]

"I'll get my country involved in an illegal war in Eyerack without any exit strategy planned."

"DON'T PULL OUT! DON'T PULL OUT!"

"Too late, bitch. Now turn over!"

 

[chiefy253]

antibiotcs????? what sort of people/things have you been sleeping with Mistersoft???

 

[OldRedCap]

well otters are like rabbits and they mate non stop so by now there should be hundreds of the little buggers,,eatting all the fish...

Some otters are 'otter than others?