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Interesting legal defence technique

#2
Captain Blackadder:Baldrick, deny everything.

Lieutenant George: You are Private Baldrick?

Private Baldrick: No.

Lieutenant George: Are you not Captain Blackadder's batman?

Private Baldrick: No.

...


George: We didn't get any messages and Blackadder definitely did not shoot this delicious plump breasted pigeon.
Well I guess it beats blaming it all on his parents/upbringing ... uming rites etc

and will almost certainly result in

Melchett: Hand me the black cap, I'll be needing that.

Edmund: I love a fair trial.
 
#3
Well, it's India. They all look alike.

I would try it myself but I doubt there are many who look like me - and a damned good thing that is for small children and nervous horses!
 

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