If anybody is wondering what MCTC is like these days, check this out.
Basically, our hero won't be able to go on the piss, won't get paid, and will have to do some bullshitty folding and polishing. With remission, he'll probably be out almost before he goes in.
You'll be relieved to hear that he won't be shouted at, beasted, kept on half rations, or made to do PT five times a day while wearing a respirator and carrying a telegraph pole, individual weapon, and LAW90.
I pissed my sides when the 'Staff' squeaked "Room, room shun" at 1:46.