Interestin analogy

#2
Excerpt from Kates diary..

2nd May 2007
Book table at the taverna,find shovel,need tampax

3rd May 2007
Suck off Gerry,get pissed & bury a dear one,wash knickers.

4th May 2007
OMG!! We've lost Maddy,can't believe I swallowed,still need tampax!
 
#3
Except from Jerry's diary soon to be published

May 2nd 2007 - Bloody Tapas again tonight. Oh well at least the wine's good and the sedative's better

May 3rd 2007 - Fucking Hell!!! Would you guess, tonight it's Tapas?? At least I get a blow job for Kate booking it again

May 4th 2007 - Bugger!!!!!!

May 5th 2007 - Filthy Dago's don't believe my, oops, our story. Bloody Hell, don't they know I'm a doctor? I wish Kate would stop going on about her Tampax

May 6th 2007 - I asked, Kate said 'No' ,she won't ever give me a blow again until Maddie is found. Double bugger!!
 

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#4
Being both cynical and taking a jaundiced view I do wonder just how much this free publicity is worth.
 
#6
Being both cynical and taking a jaundiced view I do wonder just how much this free publicity is worth.
More than enough to retire comfortably on.
 
#7
#9
She was so distraught that she had to write a book revealing (apparently - I'd never read it) all her innermost thoughts and feelings, and detailing her sex life.
 

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