For histoical record I thought it would be useful to identify superior accomplishments in the Corps which rival the balcony scene in 1980. Shall I begin? I once "built" a powerpoint slide containing nine different colours, five different fonts and it wobbled even more than the famous "shakey cake" slide. I used it to brief an exhausted Battalion commander who had a bad temper and a Gatorade habit, who sadly did not appreciate the three days "work" it took to complete the project. Despite this setback I think that purists from the Corps will appreciate the beauty of a powerpoint masterpiece. Especially if it serves no useful purpose in the brief. Over to you. I'm off to make a brew and get the creme eggs out of the fryer.