Insults In An Array Of Languages


War Hero
Knocker, brill!

My favourite where I live (small rock, Med) goes:

"Stick it up the vagina of that spermy gardener that waters the plants on your whorey mothers grave."

This is typical of everyday stuff here (the most Catholic place on earth bar the Filippines).
Not sure of the spelling but tell a Pole to "spiddelli" (spid ell I)
and watch the reaction. Don't know exactly what it means but guess it's something about kicking one's own back doors in.


Book Reviewer
bought the younger sister a phrasebook a few years ago devoted to insulting phrases - had several dozen, all ready translated into six or seven languages ready for use no matter where you were.
the standout one had to be 'Oh dear, I appear to have trodden in something unpleasant. Oh, it seems to be your country.'
Yob Tvayu Mat - would go down a treat in the Kremlin (or Chelsea)
In the interests of promoting international friendship and cooperation, I think these few sentences wii be of use!

Witzbold, du kannst mich am arsch lecken!

Alle, fair Baiser, grenouille gourmand!

Hau ab du wichser!


Irh Deutschen seit alle tunten!

Ich habe deine Frau gefickt als sie noch ein man war!

Ich will meine Mantel holen!
You can always use the only fully international recognised everywhere phrase.


Said properly this is recognised in all countries and cultures of the world, there are bushmen in the jungles off Borneo who have never even seen a white person and even they get the point when they hear it.
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