I used to go to the Chieftain Club in Hobart Barracks, Detmold and get hammered. Is was a long drunken stumble back to Lothian Barracks so I nicked the Adjutants push bike. I got wedged firmly in the turnstiles gate at the back of Hobart with the bike.
The lads from 4 Armd Wksp p*ssed themselves first then went to get two 12" adjustables to dismantle the turnstiles thereby releasing me and said bike to continue on my merry way.
I rode the bike into a F Off big hole where the Deutsches were digging up gas mains. I left the bike there and booked back into Lothian.
Good teamwork but poor workshop practice using adjustables instead of a socket set or ring spanners first.