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Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by old_n_fat, Oct 12, 2012.

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  1. That tuna is worth about £300.

    Personally, I'd lightly fry a fillet and flavour it with lime and chilli.
     
  2. I'd be concerned about the aroma, it's a major part of the experience after all.
     
  3. It's okay, the fillet will be coming from the female's back.
     
  4. Brotherton Lad

    Brotherton Lad LE Reviewer

    Salt and vinegar, love?

    Mind yer arse on the way out, the floor's slippy.
     
  5. "Smells of fish in here".....**** me a talking tuna

    Edited to add oh dear I forgot about the S****horpe filter


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  6. F​ucking hell! if you yanked the fish forward, she'd have a gash like the great divide
     
  7. catch of the day
    scaling the heights
    barecuda
    fishnet tights
     
  8. Why is she doing that?
     
  9. That poor tuna looks like it can hardly breathe.
     
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  10. Apparently not. Unlike some of the users of this site, we don't all have an encyclopedic knowledge of the threads and their contents. I would have searched for "fit bird sat on fish" if I thought it would have sent me to the correct thread.

    Go outside, meet some people and stop stressing over arrse thread etiquette.
     
  11. 3jaggerfish1210.jpg

    After this unfortunate incident The Association of Blind Lesbians were forced to cancel all future trips to Sea Life London.
     
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  12. Get over yourself, you dullard.
     
  13. or alternatively....... Mick Jagger's daughter, Jade.