If you could write an "Insert Slip" or "SST" or whatever they call it these days about someone you have met off arrse, what would it be? F'rinstance, Fatbadge* Fatbadge is a rotund sort of person and the ability to talk in "arrse code" with his superiors whilst amongst non-arrsers and still make them laugh, when they have no idea what they are laughing about. During his tour, Fatbadge has been a good supply of cheap Kenyan biffters and dodgy wooden snail type things, albeit one of it's antennae was lost in transit. His adaptability overcame this and he gently placed a Swan Vesta in the lack of "radar" and smoothed things over with the recipent of said gift. On a whole, Fatbadge has been an asset. His ability to make the brews, cough up dodgy stuff as required, dance like his dad - it has all been appreciated. I grade him B+ with potential to get an A if he gets some nice biscuits. D T SNAIL Mollusc For CO *He's on the lash in the Taps, and I did warn him not to get his mates to text me constantly!