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A woman was driving down the street with her two small boys in the back seat. In front of the car was a bin wagon, as she was driving along a dildo fell off the back of the wagon, bounced and hit the windscreen. One of the boys said "What was that mummy" she replied "It was an insect" the other boy replied "Its a wonder it can fly with a c**k that size"

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