So the inquest has just come up with;

Don't drink and drive
Don't get into a car with a driver who's been drinking
Wear a seat belt


Don't race paparazzi around in tunnels whilst urined up without seat belts on and driving into big concrete pillars.

How much of tax payers money has been wasted stating the fooking obvious?
And it cost 3 million quid to realise it all. What a waste of money to state the obvious......
Will Mr Fayed be invited to take his leave of this country now? He obviously has an axe to grind with the Royal Household and HMG (due to him being unsuitable for British citizenship). He should now feck orf back to Egypt.
This government needs to learn when to humour people and when to tell them to fcuk off. Fayed should have been given the finger years ago.
Maybe Fayed Senior could be persuaded to get into a car with a drunk driver and then set the paparrazzi after him. I'll get the white Fiat out the garage.

Fayed's spokeswoman Katharine Witty is fit. I wonder (but not for too long) if she thinks 'I can't believe I'm saying this with a straight face.'

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