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Innuendo??? Never!!

#1
Has anyone else ever become disturbed/aroused by the innuendo involved in army life?

Grasping my handle firmly between your thumb and forefinger and pulling oooooh so smoothly to the rear. Obviously whilst riding a snatch...

Other examples?
 
#3
Yes, I can see that you'd need quite a few glasses of wine.

I don't consider Volume 1 very good, but the following volumes are at least on a par with "Poems on the Underground."

Think I'll stick to Kipling. (You can't beat a good Kipple).
 
#4
Well, sappers can handle all sorts of erections. A good bricklayer will try to avoid snots and will never put frogs under his bricks. A chippy forming a mortise relishes sliding the male into the female. The concretor is adept in the use of a vibrator. The Clk Wks will be looking for cracks. The plumber will do more pumping than a 70's porn star. The electrician has changed gender that many times that his favourite toy is his plug.

The list is endless.
 
#5
My ex girlfriend asked for an innuendo once - so I gave her one!
.....

ok its not funny Ill get my coat.
(editted because....................... see below)
 
#8
Troopie to JNCO
Ah CPL >>>>>>> did'nt i go through you on my troop commanders course

JNCO
Not while i had breath in my lungs sir.

cue one troopie going very red and slinking away quietly
 
#9
Subbie Lt to moi,

PO the_matelot, have you seen my box anywhere?

Me: Is it a big box?

Her: No, it's quite a small one

Me: Ohhhh......

Her: Blushing and about turn quick bimble!

Simple things....
 
#10
The para always looked forward to going to the Pirbright Ranges. He loved handling his weapon and shot loads whenever he was there.
 

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