And I mean the feathered kind. Although the way my missus has been behaving recently, I'll take suggestions on how to do her in as well. My office is in a warehouse and we have a problem with pidgeons roosting in it (the warehouse that is). For the last 10-15 minutes, it sounds like a couple of them are going at it ten to the dozen, in the roof space above the office. Either that or a pidgeon brothel has been set up, and it's various pidgeons banging the same bird. We did think maybe a pidgeon porn film was being made but that's just silly. I mean how would they operate the camera for a start? But frankly the noise of ecstatic cooing is doing our heads in here. Luckily I'm off out soon so I can get away from it. But the others can't, so we're trying to come up with ways we can cull them. Now the boss is a bit of a wimp and won't allow us to cull them with air rifles or any other type of firearm. So we've decided to try and come up with innovative ways to do them in. I've heard uncooked rice works, as the pidgeons eat a belly full of it, then the rice expands and their stomachs pop. But are there anymore "spectaular" ways of doing them in? Preferably involving mid flight explosions, with guts being strewn around?