Innocence of Christians - Plot Ideas Required

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Tartan_Terrier, Sep 15, 2012.

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  1. I don't think it's fair that it's only our Middle Eastern friends who are having all the fun rioting, attacking embassies, fast food joints etc., so I've decided that the best way for us to get in on the action is to make a really crap film about Jesus that we can get outraged about, then attack the Egyptian/Libyan/etc embassies destroying any shwarma bars etc. that we pass on the way.

    Unfortunately though, I haven't got any good ideas for a plot, or indeed who would be the perfect actors for the cast. So obviously my first thought was that Arrse would be the perfect place to ask.....

    What do you think we should have in the plot in order to ensure mass rioting on a middle eastern scale?

    Who do you think should have the lead roles and why?

  2. Hasn't it been done already? - The Last Temptation of Christ.

    I doubt anyone would give a damn.
  3. I know, that's the problem, it takes a bit more to fire up the Christian outrage bus. That's why I'm asking here, as I know that Arrse has some very talented (read depraved) members.
  4. Life of Brian is, was and will be the best parody of the Xtian faith.
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  5. Just wait till Disney's "Jay Zee" comes out
  6. I thought it was a documentary.
  7. Mel Gison beat you to it.
  8. Live from Golgotha: The Gospel According to Gore Vidal Vidal took a pretty good crack at it already.

    As I recall the main narrator is St Paul's catamite and it features a militant Jewish and very fat Christ, nice touch there. On and the Japanese plotting to travel back in time to replace JC with their own imperial sun god.

    It did cause a bit of a stie but nobody lynched him.
  9. Sounds interesting, but did they make a film? A book can only inflame people who can read (thus discriminating against about 20% of the population).
  10. You think all those ragheads have actually watched the film, or indeed saw the cartoons a few years ago? They make Mail readers seem somewhat ambivalent.
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  11. A porn movie with jc and mary of Magdalene and mary of bethany in a threesome.
    With some extra bi action courtesy of the roman army should achive the desired effect.
    Can always flash fwd to some priest buggering a child to rub the point home.

    Que lots of angry picketing cinemas hardly anyone killed.
  12. Good point Joe. We need some vicars with good oratory skills to inflame the illiterate.
  13. Rev Ian Paisley?
  14. Do you mean Jeremy Kyle leading a "Muslims steal our benefits" protest?
  15. Bloody Hell guys, that's genius! Jeremy Kyle and Ian Paisley together they'd be a fantastic team!

    They could narrate the film!!