Inner Peace

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I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me today and we all could probably use more calm in our lives.
Some Doctor on tv this morning said the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the
things you have started. So I looked around my house to see things I'd started and hadn't finished and before leaving for work this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of Wum, a pockage of Prungles, tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valiuminun scriptins, the res of the chesescke an a box a chocletz. Yu haf no idr how bludy fablus I feel rite now. Plaese sned dhis orn to dem yu fee ar in ned ov iennr pisss. An telum u fukin luvum! :)
 
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