Inner peace

Discussion in 'Blue Jokes' started by OKCHU, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we all could use more calm in our lives. By following the simple advice I heard on a TV show, I have finally found inner peace.

    A Doctor proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around my house to see things I'd started and hadn't finished. Before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of ssshhardonay, a boddle of Baileys, a biddle of vocka, a pockage of Prunglies, tha 'mainder of bot Prozic and Valum scriptins, the res of the Chesescke an a box a choclits. Yu haf no idr ho fuggin gud I fel. Peas sen dis orn to dem yu fee AR in ned ov inr piss ...