Inner peace

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This may have been mentioned here before but, just in case, I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we all could use more calm in our lives.

By following the simple advice of a doctor I heard on a daytime TV show, I have finally found inner peace. This doctor proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to always finish what you have started. It's that simple.

So I looked around my house to see things I'd started and hadn't finished and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of shhhardonay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of vocka, a pockage of Prunglies, tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valum scriptins, the res of the Chesescke an a box a choclets.


Yu haf no idr who gud I fel. Peas sen dis orn to dem yu fee AR in ned ov inr pece.
 
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