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Inner Peace!

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By following the simple advice I heard on a Medical TV show, I have finally found inner peace.

A Doctor proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around the house to see things I started and hadn't finished and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Shhhardonay, a bodle of Baelys, a butle of vocka, a tob of Prunglies, tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valumscriptins, the res of th Cheescke an a bax a cholates.

Yu haf no idr who gud I fel. Peas sen dis orn to dem yu fee ar in ned ov inr pece - Hic!
 

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